Funny Practical Jokes

[Stryker_PornStar]

Well, April Fools Day is almost here. I want some ideas of some jokes to play on people.

[smokafatty]

Get an empty keg of beer and put it on ice. Bring it over to your buddies house in the morning and wake him up and tell him somebody just gave you a free keg. Then when he jumps up all excited and goes to try to pour a beer tell him april fools. :D

Guess thats a little cheesey, it would probably work better if you live in a college town :)

[Stryker_PornStar]

One of my all time favorites.



When I was younger we had a really mean old lady next door that was constantly complaining about everything and everyone in the neighborhood. She would keep complaining that the kids were messing up here spotless lawn. In return me and few of my buddies planned what turned out to be a better joke than we originally thought. Juvenile as we all were, we planned to write some dirty words in her meticulously-groomed front lawn with some kind of powder that would stand out. The only thing we could find was some Ortho Super-Gro Lawn Food (white powdery stuff). We wrote the message in the dead of night, and next morning it was bold and white for the world to see. The 'kicker' came after. She came out, saw the graffiti, and immediately grabbed a hose and WATERED IT OFF! To this day, those sections of grass are just a little bit greener than everything around them, and the words can STILL be read!

[smokafatty]

LMAO :laugh:

[sweep]

:clown: a bit embarrasing to say the least but i had a joke played on me years ago and i wasn't a happy chappie !
i went to the loo not noticed anything was different untill i got a bit wet :bawling: as you have probably guessed there was cling film pulled tightly over the loo !

[nimbles]

I got this friend who is a bit skinny and a little short- say 5" 7, anyway I was on tha amazon.co.uk website looking at didgicams but on the frontpage as one of their featured products they had this kid's hulk foam body suit and i submitted a review for it using his name- amazingly amazon actually posted it!

I wonder if you guys can tell which review it is (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/glance/-/kids/B0000AHLL7/qid=1079826188/sr=1-5/ref=sr_1_11_5/026-2985123-9795602). i can't believe its still on there :eek:

[Stryker_PornStar]

What do you think of this one. I've got a friend who is a rather joking fellow. I'm thinking about subscribing him to, ohh, say a very kinky homosexual magazine. But I'm not going to have it delivered to his house. I thinnk I'm going to have his name on the subscription, but send it to his minister's house who lives down the street a ways. Is that to over the top?

[LiquidMercury]

This is a work related prank that I played on my female co-workers just last year. In my office, anytime you ask the ladies if they'd like a chocolate, or any sort of sweets they'll always decline because they're 'on a diet'. But if you leave a plate in the lunchroom it'll get devoured in a heartbeat.

So what I did was I bought a box of Oreo cookies, scraped out the filling inside and replaced it with white toothpaste. Put'em on a plate in the lunchroom and left. I never said a word and to this day they have no clue who did it.

- Merc.

[Stabbingwest1]

My favourite is offering to make drinks - give someone a hot drink first then go back into Kitchen - pour hot water into cup then tip it out. Quickly walk towards victim and pretend to trip ie almost throwing the hot liquid into them. The cups emtpy but guarenteed the victim will display the look of pure fear as they think they are about to be covered in boiling tea.

[Tedman]

once some of my friends bought a *** porn movie and put it under my friends car seat with some sun glasses. we then called his wife and said i think i left my sunglasses under the car seat and asked if she could look. of course great fun followed.

[eamon7]

put boxes of condoms in other peoples shopping carts when they aren't looking or if it's a guy, vagasil works too

[pepsik]

I pulled a classic prank on my friend, he had just been discharged from military service and was mouthing off about his secret ops, so being the sporty fellow. I inputed his celly phone number in one of those free text message centers that are on the world wide web, I give him a general black ops recruitment message telling him that he was being watched and that he must follow the instructions which consisted of him wearing a trenchcoat and meeting another trenchcoated individual in the parking lot of a local department store the following evening. I wish I had a camera to see the look on his face when I pulled up and let him know he had been had. :laugh:

[bobsotherone@hotmail.c]

Try this one if you work in an office environment.

When someone is not looking - open Word on their PC and choose Tools -> Autocorrect.

Ensure Replace Text As You Type is checked and enter the word "the" to replace and the word "fu(k" in the with part (or any word of you choice).

Close Word.

Now each time they use Word it will replace the word "the" with the word .......

[PH/\T B,5TARD]

Try this one if you work in an office environment.

When someone is not looking - open Word on their PC and choose Tools -> Autocorrect.

Ensure Replace Text As You Type is checked and enter the word "the" to replace and the word "****" in the with part (or any word of you choice).

Close Word.

Now each time they use Word it will replace the word "the" with the word LOL

I have just the candidate for this one :)

[CHR15]

Heres one good if someone has ACDSEE installed (may work wilth other progs too).
It seems a bit long winded but its quite easy.

On the Desktop, hit PrintScreen to take a screen grab of the desktop

Paste the grabbed image into Paint and save it.

Open the image in ACDSEE and in Tools => Options => Viewer

check the Full screen Box.

Now copy the image into the startup folder.

When they boot the PC up they will be faced with what appears to be their desktop but because its a picture, nothing will work. Not even the start bar will function.

I've seen people clicking around for ages totally stumped!

[Lazza]

Brilliant m8!!! :laugh:

[PH/\T B,5TARD]

He He nice one :)

[Templar]

That is waaaaaaaaaaay funny:D :D

I got this friend who is a bit skinny and a little short- say 5" 7, anyway I was on tha amazon.co.uk website looking at didgicams but on the frontpage as one of their featured products they had this kid's hulk foam body suit and i submitted a review for it using his name- amazingly amazon actually posted it!

I wonder if you guys can tell which review it is (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/glance/-/kids/B0000AHLL7/qid=1079826188/sr=1-5/ref=sr_1_11_5/026-2985123-9795602). i can't believe its still on there :eek: