PhilEnfield
05-01-2004, 04:19 AM
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
independent, self-assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a
verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I
was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One
kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in
your castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my
clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, while dining on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned
in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:
"I don't f***ing think so..."
independent, self-assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a
verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I
was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One
kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in
your castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my
clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, while dining on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned
in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:
"I don't f***ing think so..."