If you could ask Dave Chappelle one question, what would it be?

[smokafatty]

Ok people heres the deal. Chappelle is coming to my school on April 15th and the local newspaper is running a contest. Students are to email a question that they would ask, and Dave himself will personally pick the top 15 that he likes. Those 15 people will get v.i.p. front row seats and also get a chance to meet Dave after the show!

Seeing how my sense of humor sucks I'm hopeing you guys might be able help me out. There really aren't any rules but there will probably be tons of people trying so I'm guessing the best questions would have to be original and funny.

So, if you could ask Dave Chappelle one question, what would it be???

[kyle5077]

I'd ask him:
"What does the five fingers say to the face?" :D

[Virgin San]

Well my question would be : Who are you?

I've never heard of Dave Chappelle :(

[jams]

"What does the five fingers say to the face?" :D
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"I'm Rick James b*tch! Everybody..... King Kong aint got sh*t on me!"


I loved that episode :t_up:

[Elaine]

lmao@jams... :D

[Soritong]

On the Dave Chapelle website forums, he visits every once in a while. He actualyl came and answered some questions.

Those Charly Murphy stories are 100% true!

"F*ck yo couch!!"

[noyfb™]

so who is he?

i aint never heard of him:(

[jams]

so who is he?

i aint never heard of him:(
If you're in the UK you probably don't get his show since it's on Comedy Central.
Here is a link to a clip of him poking fun at rappers...

http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?reposid=/multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s1/111_headphones.html

There's more clips there too. Dave Chappelle is a comedy genius IMO :D

[Stryker_PornStar]

Dave Chappelle is probably the most talented comedian around, topping even Chris Rock. Anybody see his parody of him being a blind black child adopted and raised to believe that he is white in the southern US :)? Probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[smokafatty]

lol, the "computer" episode is a classic, and the "don't ride your bike" is probably my all time favorite. :)

[Soritong]

I like the "Internet" skit...

*punches the guys saying "Debt Consolidation!" and "Free gambling!"*

"SPAM BLOCKER, B*TCH!"

[kyle5077]

I loved the R Kelly videos he did. I was lmao!!
Every episode is great! And its Wednesday, so its on tonight :D

[pepsik]

I'd ask him why he would leave a major viewing audience for more money.

:( if you didn't already know, this will probably be the last season of chapelle show, as he's signed a contract to move his show to showtime.

[Soritong]

He also gets more freedom on Showtime. No censorship.

[Devil-Man]

that's what makes it so funny is on comedy central, how much they actually let him get away with. i'd ask him 'so how's it feel kicking so much ***?' :)

[freakit]

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I like the episode when he did a parody of the GTA game. A gun appeared in his hand out of nowhere and he shot someone. That was funny as hell.

[baboyizm]

What??????????? Okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jesterrace]

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I like the episode when he did a parody of the GTA game. A gun appeared in his hand out of nowhere and he shot someone. That was funny as hell.
I think that was the only thing on his show that I have ever enjoyed. "The Name's Chapelle" :laugh:

[kyle5077]

What??????????? Okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAHHHH!!!!

[dcmanryan]

The blind skit is my personal favorite!!!!!! That or the McDonalds one.